Everytime I sit down to write on the forums *ow* my dam GF won't *OUCH* quit slapping me! *DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF* any help guys? *OUCHIES!*
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Everytime I sit down to write on the forums *ow* my dam GF won't *OUCH* quit slapping me! *DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF* any help guys? *OUCHIES!*
Don't post on the forums. While she is there atlest. It is probably best if you don't at all. This is a black hole. Run Run while you still can ;P
awwwwwww :)
Get Grid Armor, with her attack rating I doubt her hitting you at all then.
Good luck
PS: ..And remember to up your evades every lvl :D
make a trader alt and powerlevel until you can calm her!
[chauvinism]Root her in the kitchen, where she belong.[/chauvinism]
/G13
That, and a Smurf won't have a GF anymore.Quote:
Originally posted by Mbutu
Get Grid Armor, with her attack rating I doubt her hitting you at all then.
Try buying her a box of chocolates, She will probably let you type in peace then :)Quote:
Originally posted by Cyronic
Everytime I sit down to write on the forums *ow* my dam GF won't *OUCH* quit slapping me! *DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF* any help guys? *OUCHIES!*
oh, and one other piece of advice, when she asks if a dress makes her look fat, the correct answer is "no, nothing could make you look fat" with NO pause or thought time before you say it (a pause is any silence of greater than about half a second.) Just about ANY other response will land you in the dog house hehe
hugs
lilnymph
Do you really have to type the "ouch", or could you just say it?
Bed her down or give her some shopping money.
Yeah, the shopping thing works if you have money for it. Other than that, see if you can find something that she really enjoys and mention that she should go do that. For example...
My wife does scrapbooking/photo album stuff. This Saturday I convinced her to go to a Scrapbook seminar from 8am-5pm. And it only cost me 20 bucks!! 8 sweet hours of playtime. Oh yeah, baby!
Lestrac
I can help you with that buddy...
*gets on a plane...flies over. Uses breaking and entering to break into the dude's home. use concealement to sneak by him as he's sitting on the computer. Gets to the kitchen...see's girlfriend. Whips out Div 9 out of thin air. Reveals self and yells*
"ALPHA STRIKE!!!!"
lol wtf this get beacon warped
Hmm.. I'm not a guy, but my suggestion is:
Hit her back.
--K
I felt I really had to say it, because I wanted you guys to get the full effect of what was happening.Quote:
Originally posted by Cyrus "Dartagnan" Bacarella
Do you really have to type the "ouch", or could you just say it?
BTW, I threw a muffin into a locked box in the other room, that should give me about 1/2 hour of forum time :P
Dude, half the people that prob play AO cant even hope to get a girl friend. So take advantage of that, shower her with gifts, chat, make hot monkey love, cuddle! But dont post on the forums!
hmm... I'm pretty sure I can make hot monkey love AND post at the same time... that could be the reason she's slapping me :PQuote:
Originally posted by BoltGrinder
make hot monkey love, cuddle! But dont post on the forums!