RUR Quarantine

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Apr 23rd, 2007, 22:52:16
Dabblez

RUR Quarantine

A set of experimental nanites have accidentally been released from a RUR laboratory. Said nanites, originally held in a simple Macguffin casing, with a nano-jelly suspended in a hoosie-whatsit matrix are potentially very harmful to robots though completely harmless to people.

RUR Headquarters are now under quarantine. Visiting customers are required to travel either by grid, whompa or beacon warp when leaving to ensure the rogue nanites are not taken outside of the quarantine zone.

Naturally there will be a full enquiry in due course.

Dabblez
Rubi-Ka Universal Robots
Apr 24th, 2007, 07:00:40
Demenzia

...What have ya guys done *coughs* again?
Apr 24th, 2007, 09:22:29
Vixentrox

Completly harmless to people......till it explodes and takes a city block with it no doubt.
Apr 24th, 2007, 09:39:09
playboyfixer

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Originally Posted by Vixentrox

......till it explodes and takes a city block with it no doubt.

we can only hope it goes that far...
Apr 24th, 2007, 09:42:38
Virta

A full enquiry sounds like a very, very good idea.
Apr 24th, 2007, 17:47:27
Nevver

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Originally Posted by playboyfixer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vixentrox

Completly harmless to people......till it explodes and takes a city block with it no doubt.

we can only hope it goes that far...

... into Tir.
Apr 24th, 2007, 19:47:48
Astera

haha!

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Originally Posted by Nevver

... into Tir.

...which is Zoras nickname for his bedroom...
Apr 25th, 2007, 10:29:58
playboyfixer

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Originally Posted by Astera

...which is Zoras nickname for his bedroom...

this isn't another of those zora + pbf love rumor is it??? :/
Apr 25th, 2007, 20:05:04
Vickie

hehe, i always knew ya had something "different" bout you Will ::D
Apr 25th, 2007, 21:12:01
Tarondal

This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with PBF!

... unless he's robotically "enhanced."

-.- hmmmmmm.
Apr 26th, 2007, 01:18:17
Alexsey

*Shudders*--- that is all I can say ...
Apr 26th, 2007, 09:04:54
Kahava

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Originally Posted by Dabblez

potentially very harmful to robots though completely harmless to people.

Uhmm.. and how's it with implants??
I mean, that's the second time and... one might speculate... .p
Apr 26th, 2007, 13:19:22
Dabblez

While the clean up operation continues at RUR HQ, we have conducted a full inquiry into the incident. In the interest of transparency and to set the public worries to rest the full transcript of the inquiry is published below, though names have been withheld for legal reasons.

Regards,

Dabblez

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------------------------- START OF TRANSCRIPT ------------------------

RUR's Board of Inquiry: "So, would you care to this board the circumstances under which these dangerous nanites got loose?"

RUR Lab Technician: "Dunno, I guess I messed up. The nanites are, like, really, really small. And sneaky."

RUR's Board of Inquiry: "That is true. Next question then, how can we prevent this sort of incident reoccurring in the future?"

RUR Lab Technician: "Um.. dunno. I guess I could try and be more careful next time?"

RUR's Board of Inquiry: "Splendid! With that I declare the investigation complete, let's break out the beers."

---------------------------- END OF TRANSCRIPT ------------------------
Apr 26th, 2007, 17:07:32
playboyfixer

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Originally Posted by Vickie

hehe, i always knew ya had something "different" bout you Will ::D

yeah, it seems my escort service that is meant for WOMEN attracts omni-tek leaders like zora in drag i suppose :/
Apr 26th, 2007, 17:31:48
Demenzia

How can ya prevent it? Lemme see, I think I have an additional simple suggestion as well: never, ever open tha vial!

Trust a Fixer to know those things first hand.

Uh... Yeah, what he said.
Apr 26th, 2007, 19:21:28
Jilien

RUR Lab Technician: "Dunno, I guess I messed up. The nanites are, like, really, really small. And sneaky."

funniest thing i've read since bogosorter and the shover diary.
Apr 27th, 2007, 17:32:49
Virta

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dabblez

While the clean up operation continues at RUR HQ, we have conducted a full inquiry into the incident. In the interest of transparency and to set the public worries to rest the full transcript of the inquiry is published below, though names have been withheld for legal reasons.

Quote:
------------------------- START OF TRANSCRIPT ------------------------

RUR's Board of Inquiry: "So, would you care to this board the circumstances under which these dangerous nanites got loose?"

RUR Lab Technician: "Dunno, I guess I messed up. The nanites are, like, really, really small. And sneaky."

RUR's Board of Inquiry: "That is true. Next question then, how can we prevent this sort of incident reoccurring in the future?"

RUR Lab Technician: "Um.. dunno. I guess I could try and be more careful next time?"

RUR's Board of Inquiry: "Splendid! With that I declare the investigation complete, let's break out the beers."

---------------------------- END OF TRANSCRIPT ------------------------
Regards,

Dabblez

It might be you have missed a few details. You can expect an Omni-Pol CSI team over there shortly. Do not touch anything. In fact, I suggest you give your employees some vacation time until this thing has been sorted out.
Apr 28th, 2007, 10:39:53
Eeod

I suggest a vacation too.
Sponsored preferrably.
Apr 28th, 2007, 10:46:17
playboyfixer

the way omni-pol runs things THEY should go on vacation :p