ChitChat magazine, edition 23
Drunk Omni-Pol officer's cousin insults BoD
Earlier this night, Khuri's cousin Emile "Stanislaw" Cervenak has suggested to the Board of Directors that R.U.R. could build an Omni-Land miniature park in Galway, including animatronics and little robots of OT Directors doing Irish Line dancing while giving speeches on OT benefits for citizens.
This most likely made the Board of Directors get crazy ideas, seeing as they often get into the craziest situations like "invading Borealis" and ordering R.U.R. built robots.
Stanislaw also has a wide reputation of being in and out of Reform clinics for his alcoholism problem, and bringing intelligent ideas into omni meetings, thus angering the BoD by pointing them on their lack of intellect.
Will the BoD get intelligence implants mandatory installed? Will the miniature park be built? Are there other omnis with alcoholism problems? Read it all in ChitChat magazines!