someone having a little too much...

The following is a recording of some poor sap singing coming home after a hard night out.

*sung to the tune of Fairies Wear Boots by Black Sabbath*

Flyin' home late last night
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah I looked through my yalm
and surprised what I saw
A Unicorn in pink dancin' in Rome Red
All right now!

Yea, Unicorns are pink and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah Unicorns pink wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes
All right now!

*Musical interlude of humming and strange guitar type noises made with his mouth*

Yea, Unicorns are pink and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah Unicorns are pink and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes
All right now!

So I went to the doctor see what he could give me
He said Son, Son, you've gone too far
'Cause stimin' and trippin' is all that you do
Yeah!

*recording ends*
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