Slowly, I opened my eyes to see....

Your ugly face drooling all over me.

Needs some work on the plot and maybe some character developement...I need to care about the protagonist.

I do like a quick read though. :)

You could write a better one for me, based on that!

Be warned, drinking binges can have disastrous consequences.. :p
Solution: always keep a basin and a paper bag within reach and apply as needed.