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its stuck!!!
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its stuck!!!
Yups.
As of somewhat recently, all pro's have limited mod powers. We can stick/unstick threads and are allowed to close threads we've started.
And thats the truth.
but can you blow up threads? ;)
I sure as hell would with the cannon's on the side of my ship.
"ARRRR! There be a n00b thread again about finding Grid Arrrrrmor, man the cannon's men! FIRE!!!!"
sing along (stout hearted men) I forgot which thread I posted this on originally.
noobs noobs noobs noobs
noobs noobs noobs noobs
give me some noobs
who are lunk-headed noobs
common sense or prior posts they'll ignooore
start me with two
who are retarded boobs
and you'll soon get posts from ten thousand mooore!
"Where do I get GA?"
"Are Maussers really o.k.?"
....'til I beat my head against the freakin dooor!
so, theres nothing on these boards
can halt their evil spam
when hard-headed noobs
come posting when they're jammed!
Twinkers Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio)
-------
As I walk through the valley of the Rhionomen
I take a look at my life
And realize there's nothing left
'Cause I've been twinking and laughing so long
That even Epicine thinks that my mind has gone
But I ain't never crossed a newbi that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
You betta watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your guildies might be waiting at reclaim
I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the Mausser smoke
Noob, I'm the kinda g that little twinkers wanna be like
On my keys in the night
Typing prayers under Arena Lights
1-Been spending most our lives
Living in a twinker's paradise (2)
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a twinker's paradise (2)
They got this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a normal life, I was raised a Fixer
So I gotta be down with a good team
Too much forum reading, got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated twink with credz in my bank
Got a Manex in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a low down Fixer, set tripping banger
And my guildies are down so don't arouse my anger
Noob, death ain't nothing but a HoT tick away
I'm living life do or die, what can I say?
I'm level twenty now but will I live to see twenty-one
The way things are going I don't know.
2-Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
(rpt 1)
Power in the money, money in the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them rooted
What's going on in the game?
But you don't know who's twinkin'
They say I gotta learn
But nobody's gonna teach me
If they can't understand, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess they suxx0r
That's why I know my life is out of luck, noob!
(rpt 1, 2, 2)
a bit unchanged from the original, but still very inventive
I know....I am completely evil and deserve to burn in hell. Not sure what I had in mind here.
For those of you that don't know, This is Eminem's "lose yourself"..and may the gods have mercy on me for doing this..
If you had...one shot
One oppurtunity
to seize everything you ever wanted
would you root it?
or just let it grid away?
His armor's sweaty
Knees weak Manex's heavy
there's nanos on his NCU already
HoTs are pending
He's nervous
but on the surface he looks stylin', ready
to burst mobs, but he keeps on forgetting
that he's no tank
the whole crowd comes running out
the crat's a lout
time's up over, POW!
Snap back to reclaiming
Erp there goes a mill xp
Erp there goes a title see
He's so mad but he won't
give up that easy no!
He grid to to the scene oh
It don't matter he's broke
he so gimped that he knows
when he goes out that its
back to the reclaim again
yo
he better go fire his gun
and hope there's no NTs around
Lose yourself
In the Gridspace
the GA
You better never let it go!
You only get one shot
before you're dead
so don't blow it
this oppurtunity comes once
in a toon's lifetime here we go!
La Canzone Corrente
To the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin
When the mobs hit your eye with their Cheap MTI’s
That's a door, eh?
When the world seems to shine from their Tuned Subturbines
Blacka door, eh?
Shells will sing, zinga-zinga-zing, zinga-zinga-zing
And you'll shout, "Lord please grid me"
You’ll shoot back, ratta-tat-tat, ratta-tat-tat
Causa tue nano es niente
When the mobs make you drool with their Torturing Tools
That's a door, eh?
When you’re blown off your feet by their Worn Desert Reets
Blacka door, eh?
When you zoom through a room to the death music tune
That's a door, eh?
Scuzza me, but you see, the same thing in NLC
Blacka door, eh?
That's a door, eh? ... Blacka door, eh? ...
Unlucky phixxor ...
When the mobs start to crit and double-hit, they will not quit
That's a door, eh?
When you crawl down the hall with no run speed at all
Blacka door, eh?
When you’re totally floored that your petition’s ignored
That's a door, eh?
Scuzza me, but you see, at FC, we never see
Blacka door, eh?
*falls over laughing*
LOL
*hugs*
Thats awesome :D
impossible, they fixed black doors last patch!
............and the patch before that
and er.... uh... the patch before that too:o
One from the 80's...
Good Loot (Fergal Sharkey - Good Heart)
------------------------------------------------------
I heard a lot of stories, I suppose they could be true,
All about loot, and what it can do for you.
Highest risk of striking out, the risk of getting hurt,
and I still have so much to learn.
Well I know, 'cause I camp for it all the time.
Well I know that real loot is quite a find.
And good loot these days is hard to find,
True loot, the nodrop kind.
Good loot these days is hard to find,
So please don't kill steal, this mob is mine.
My expectations may be high, I blame it on my youth.
Soon enough I'll learn the painful truth.
I'll face it like a fixer, then boast of how I've grown,
Anything is better than being pwned.
And I know 'cause I camp a little every day.
Well I know 'cause I try camping when the experts say
And good loot these days is hard to find,
True loot, the nodrop kind.
Good loot these days is hard to find,
So please don't kill steal, this mob is mine.
I know it's a dream I'm willing to defend.
I know it will all be worth it in the end.
And good loot these days is hard to find,
True loot, the nodrop kind.
Good loot these days is hard to find,
So please don't kill steal, this mob is mine.
Skeena, that's one of the all time highs.. *applause*
- schma
Thank you very much. :)
wow another DKM fan. Doubt anyone else figured out what song that was whiterabbit....
Son of a Gun - Vaselines (covered by Nirvana)
Up up up and down
Turn turn turn around
Round round roundabout
And over again
Gun, gun, wheres the gun
This blitz is no more fun
And i'm getting real angry
The gun was in the bathroom
Hiphip hooray
I've got a new manex
Now its time to play
Up up up and down
Turn turn turn around
Round round roundabout
And over again
Enf enf wheres the enf
This fight is no more fun
And i'm getting real angry
The enf finally got rooted
Hiphip hooray
Its time to burst him now
And send to reclaim
My Cat - Jack Off Jill
My Fixer
Cool Fixer
Good fixer
Fixer!
When I see him walking, makes no sense to me
Hes walking everywhere
Kiting everything
My fixers amazing
He can solo Tarasque
He may not have grid armor
But hes a fixer superstar
My fixer
Cool fixer
Good fixer
Fixer!
My fixers everywhere
Snares what he can see
He may not have a manex
A maussers it for me
My cat is amazing
He can solo Tarasque
He may not have grid armor
But hes a fixer superstar
My fixer isnt gimpy!
Hes everything to me!
My fixer summons ammo!
And he thinks its so funny!
He isn't very fast!
He can't hack things apart!
He may not be Yyerin!
But he is a work of art!
He hates twinks as much as I hate you
He hates twinks as much as I hate you
My fixer
Cool fixer
Good fixer
Fixer
When I see him gridding, makes no sense to me
Takes him 90 seconds so I watch TV
My fixers amazing
He can solo Tarasque
He may not have a stilleto
But hes a fixer superstar!
OMG! u Fixer guys are really something. i was looking through the forums at work and thought "oh well, since i don't have a Fixer, let's see what thoes guys talk about in the forum and if there's anything fun." boy am i in for a trip of my life! these some GREAT SONGS! and 20 pages!? man u guys sure like this. don't have a fixer at the moment but i'll sure roll one just to exprenise the (gimping) fun! u guys almost get me in trouble too! i almost laugh out loud in the office after reading a few songs! lol
let's see............. i was gona do a Ganster's Paradies but since someone already did it (a fine job too if i should say so), i guess i'll need some time to think of a better one. maybe i'll do one of many great hits of Franky "Blue eyes" (don't know him? ask ur (grand)mom or (grand)dad, they'll most likely know him)
in the mean time, all i can think of is this one from the sit-com "Friends", no not the theme song, but Phobe's "Smelly Cat"
/me equips the banjo
/me clears her throat
/me starts singing in off key voice
gimpy Fixer
gimpy Fixer
what did FC do to u!?
gimpy Fixer
gimpy Fixer
it's not ur fault~~~~~!
^_^