In this the holiday season i bring to you a H@><0rz prayer
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0x0r! May all 0ur
base someday be belong to j00! May j00 0wn earth just
like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z,
and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack
when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz
when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root
access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed
off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you
could keep the f3i off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3n 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
:D
