I suspect this is actually a diabolical plan by TheDeacon, and that FC is just acting as a smokescreen to divert attention away from him.
All this running from warp points to towers, only to be warped back to square one again, will no doubt make peoples feet VERY tender and succulent. Then...one day, probably when you least expect it, he'll jump out from behind a tree and feast on your pedes.
Watch your backs people...watch your backs...