The Guilt-Away Notum Credits Coalition
As we all know, comercial notum mining damages the environment in which we all live. The legacy of our notum use will be passed on to our children and theirs. Some researchers* agree that at the current rate of notum consumption, Rubi-Ka could become uninhabitable by as early as 29515 due to ecological and environmental instability. Every single one of us leaves our Notum Footprint of the planet for which we are each individually responsible. But we can't simply stop using notum, can we?
This is where we can help.
The Guilt-Away Notum Credits Coalition is a planetwide politically neutral organisation affiliated mainly with the Last Ditch Academy and branching out into Clan and Omni-Tek enterprise. We offer a guilt-free solution to the energy problems of Rubi-Ka and a way for you, personally, to neutralise your Notum Footprint.
Here's how it works:
The Guilt-Away Notum Credits Coalition offers to neutralise your Notum Footprint by providing credit for your personal notum consumption. Using our survey, you can calculate the exact value of your Notum Footprint per day. You can then buy daily Notum Credits from us to neutralise your personal Notum Footprint for as many days as you buy credits. From your money*, we invest in environmentally friendly projects and enterprises in organisations such as the Last Ditch Academy, Eco Warriors, Omni-Med Terraforming with the long-term goal of saving Rubi-Ka from the predicted ecological collapse and subsequent environmental disaster due to notum consumption.
Tariffs:
We all use different amounts of notum in our day-to-day activities and so leave different sizes of Notum Footprint. So we offer a generous scientific* method of calculating the value of your own daily Notum Credit. To do this, fill in the survey below and use the provided equation to calculate your own tariff.
Alternatively we have calculated that the average person leaves a Notum Footprint equivalent to 45,000 credits per day. This average-person's Notum Credit is also available for if you don't have the time to fill out our survey.
Since our survey is constantly being refined and updated, and is sure to miss some of the areas in which you leave your Notum Footprint, you can always add to the survey's predicted value of your daily Notum Credit by any amount you feel satisfactory to neutralising your Notum Footprint. You will be happy to know that since we at The Guilt-Away Notum Credits Coalition understand that we are all individuals with our own Notum Footprint and concerns about the environment, there is no limit* to the value of your daily Notum Credit.
Survey:
The number of nano energy recharge kits you use per day (N):
The quality level of your nano recharge kits (Qn):
The number of times you use a stationary surgery clinic per day (S):
The sum quality level of all implants you have equipped (symbiants do not count towards your notum footprint) (Qi):
The number of times you use grid transit per day (G):
The number of whompas you use per day (W):
The average quality level of your daily nanoprograms (Qp):
The number of nanoprograms you use per day (P):
The equivalent cost of your Notum Footprint per day is: (5 * Qn * N) + (150 * S) + (50 * Qi) + (200 * G) + (100 * W) + (1 * Qp * P)
Whichever payment option you decide on, you can be sure you will receive a guilt-free day with each Notum Credit your purchase. So act now and save Rubi-Ka together. Contact us at any time, any where to start receiving your Notum Credits today!
* B. Esser, On the lifecycle of Eremites and desert salinity, Feb LDA Monthly 29484
* Approximately 50%, with 50% covering overheads.
* Scientific survey subject to change as new data emerges. Just like real science!
* Minimum tariff is 7 Notum Credits, covering one standard guilt-free week.
