ChitChat magazine, edition 16

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Dec 10th, 2007, 22:05:15
playboyfixer

ChitChat magazine, edition 16

Major Toog: King or lapdog?

Major Toog King, major of Newland, the sole remaining neutral city. Is he really a King of the Neutrals, or just another ICC-lookalike Omni-Tek lapdog?

If it's up to me, i'd have said the first... if it wasn't for actually meeting him 2-3 days ago with his glorious Security Minister, the fearsome Vincent "Boltgun" Delage", or should i say the fear-all security minister Vincent "bolt when i see a gun" Delage.

Yes indeed my fine readers, i met them in Newland after apparently they were 'summoned' by Omni-Tek to talk about their rollerrat bonanza in Omni-HQ. It seems the once so glorious leader of the Neutrals, Toog, and his gunwielding, mass-killing security minster Boltgun this time were more like walking with their tails between their legs, fearing even the incompetent loonies we get to call Omni-Lol... erm, i ofcourse mean Omni-Pol...

Upon talking to Toog and Boltgun, they seemed more eager to let the omnis walk into Newland whenever they please, for whatever deeds, be it at randomly arresting neutrals, burning down houses, or replacing the militia with omni-guards than call everyone to arms to defend this so called "neutral bastion". Clearly the most-highly thought off neutral leader is prone to turn to the best ICC example (cfr. Omni-Tek taking over Borealis from ICC) at the first sight of a scrawny omni with a slingshot.

What his neutral citizens think of all this he prolly can't care, because he even told omni-tek he agrees fully to the idea of having the Neutrals wear the ID-chips, AND he will even pay for it himself, as well for any costs his rollerrat joke did to omni-tek.

Thus my readers, either your neutral leader just ran over the border to join Omni-Tek, he's a crawly little ICC-spawn, or you have all just secretly become omni citizens. However the best example, being the Clans, show you it's never to late to rise up against oppression. So if you still hold the values of being neutral high, rise up against your oppressors, being Omni-Tek, and fight for your beliefs! The Clans never pass up on an invitation to hit at Omni-Tek, and would no doubt be very willing to help you in your fight.

As for Toog or Boltgun, when it does come to a fighting, i heard there are many leet holes to crawl into in and around Newland City.

Will Toog King grow a spine? Will Boltgun trade in his guns for flowers? Will the neutrals become Omni slaves? Read it all in ChitChat magazines!

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Dec 10th, 2007, 23:31:02
Dabblez

What the hell? Real news on ChitChat? Who allowed that? Where are the mutant baby alligators in this story? Where are the two headed babies? Where is Elvis?
Dec 10th, 2007, 23:49:57
playboyfixer

Elvis was around the corner emptying his bladder, and the babies & alligators were in neuters 'r' us drinking themselves lazarus
Dec 13th, 2007, 22:35:07
Boltgun

You know what ? I'm not justifying any of this. Maybe you would have prefered that I go in gun blazing shooting the Board of Director. That would be fun for sure. And if they ask for us to wear ID chips, I should run in Omni Admin guns blazing. And when OTAF attack Newland maybe I should go in gun blazings too. And when Newland is no more and everyone I knew died ? Go. Guns. Blazing.

Toog's orders are first, and as he required me to survive. All of this because I used force in trying to prevent Omni Pol from picking a sleeping homeless in the street, oh wait...

That was you, you cop magnet.
Dec 14th, 2007, 13:43:30
playboyfixer

details... you could just have said NO to the id chips instead of becoming their pooch, i'm sure even OT knows the effect they'd unleash of invading newland among the neutral population

and maybe i am a cop magnet, but you don't see me give in on the slightest sign of bullying
Dec 15th, 2007, 00:21:54
Gunfytr

...more like a feces magnet...
Dec 18th, 2007, 02:29:55
Boltgun

Not giving in on the slightest sign of bullying, ah the joyful spirit of rebelion that need... no, ask for punishement. For the sake of fueling the spirit. I feel that everything will be great soon. Or not.

We'll have neutral IDs ready for those who wants them. And they'll add a legal protection in territories that recognizes neutral status.
Dec 18th, 2007, 10:56:15
playboyfixer

buy 3 and get a free luxury trip to reform?:rolleyes:
Dec 18th, 2007, 11:18:57
steelyglint

*picks up a copy of chit chat, flips through it and toss's it back on the magazine rack knocking the stand over*

What a load of tabloid drivel that doesn't help anyone,, i mean seriously, why complain about the neuts having id chips, , so what if they do, it makes no difference in the overall scheme of things, the clan's are preparing their own id chips, i don't see you being outraged about that., i mean, we might become clan lackeys or something "rolls his eyes"

Xenoclast "Steelyglint" Arai

Advisor of Rising Phoenix
Dec 19th, 2007, 06:13:43
Gunfytr

What happens when a "rebel" rebels against the rebellion? Will PBF start his own "faction"? Will the Clans tolerate this person, (of such dubious credibility), speaking for them? How soon before the CoT grow tired of this bug, and save Omni the trouble of squashing him? Stay tuned for the next chapter.....
Dec 19th, 2007, 10:11:00
playboyfixer

*yawn* Gunfytr, your editorial skills are leet at best, and not the good kind of leet
Dec 20th, 2007, 06:20:04
Gunfytr

Quote:

Originally Posted by playboyfixer

*yawn* Gunfytr, your editorial skills are leet at best, and not the good kind of leet

*sigh* Alas, this is true...my skills are devoted to killing people and blowing things up. Oh, wait! YOU know this already, having seen first hand how I kill people, (for sake of arguement, we will refer to you as "people"). But, truth be told, I'm a frustrated author ((lol)). Im just curious how long the CoT will tolerate you're foolishness. You CANT be doin much for Clan/Nuet relations.

ps: I never did get that bounty for sending you to reclaim, any help in this matter would be appreciated :)
Dec 20th, 2007, 15:42:03
Jujuwalker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunfytr

Im just curious how long the CoT will tolerate you're foolishness. You CANT be doin much for Clan/Nuet relations.

The fact some people in clannerland are actually asking themselves the question is quite awesome.
Dec 20th, 2007, 20:38:06
playboyfixer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jujuwalker

The fact some people in clannerland are actually asking themselves the question is quite awesome.

i always knew this day was coming... Juju finally lost his skills...

maybe check out some data feeds, and find out Gunfytr = omni-tek
Dec 20th, 2007, 22:30:20
Gunfytr

Omni != stupid

They say the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Well, as shaky as Neut/Clan relations are now, Im waiting for someone from Tir to dump a barrel of oil on PBF....and drop a match.
Dec 21st, 2007, 00:21:10
playboyfixer

neut/clan relations? it's OT forcing ID chips down neutral throats
Dec 21st, 2007, 23:08:28
Gunfytr

This is just the "current" platform u are using to generate drama....but, it seems u are quite capable of diggin a hole u cant climb out of...Im just gonna watch....