An open letter to the town council of West Athen

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Dec 11th, 2003, 03:22:15
connall

An open letter to the town council of West Athen

It is with disappointment that I have watched the ongoing press coverage of alleged problems with the federated cell scanners and mission terminals in the great city of Old Athen. I am a little surprised to see the Omni-Tek propaganda machine so interested in the state of clan machinery, but would like to thank them for their concern and whilst the Old Athen terminals have always seemed to me to be perfectly adequate to the tasks for which they are intended, it would be remiss of us not to ensure that the facilities for our people are well maintained. To this end, I would like to invite the town officials for my home town of West Athen to contact me, in order that I might provide any assistance, financial or otherwise, to guarantee the good working order and cleanliness of our fair town. Let it never be said, that we of the clans forget our duty of care to those citizens who choose to dwell in the beautiful north.

In peace I remain,

Isobel "Ailish" Nottoris.
Dec 11th, 2003, 04:45:48
Cogs

Well said, mrs. Nottoris. If I or my people can be of any assistance, do not hesitate to call upon us.
Dec 11th, 2003, 12:35:33
Nevver

Washing your hands would go a long way towards alleviating the problems.
Dec 11th, 2003, 13:40:50
Tussa

I wash my hands all the time, Ms. Nevver. I even got soap *gasp*. Who would have thought medical facilities in the north have...*gulp*...hygiene....
Dec 11th, 2003, 14:57:40
Nevver

Oh, I don't doubt that your medical facilities use Yalm fuel, Hit the Floor Jack and other rudimentary "cleansers" for sterilization purposes, Doctor; it's the rest of the population that could use a good scrubbing. Who knows what sort of parasites are breeding under those skull hats!
Dec 11th, 2003, 18:03:11
Tussa

Hit the Floor Jack is actually quite effective. Both for sterilizing and for calming patients *grins*.
Dec 12th, 2003, 23:04:45
Robtrox

Well done Isobel.
Dec 13th, 2003, 17:02:48
Sallust

At least when a Clanner washes they are CLEAN.

Unlike the Omnis who no matter how much you try to make up for it by washing your hands of the blood they're covered with will always have unclean souls.
Dec 13th, 2003, 19:14:32
Fixerben

You said it Sallust.
Dec 13th, 2003, 21:27:32
Shadowset

Memo

To: Isobel "Ailish" Nottoris

From: Andrew 'Boomtastic' Domtar

Re: West Athen

Ms. Nottoris,

If you need any assistance, please feel free to call upon us of Assembly. We will be glad to give you any assistance that we can.

Peace favor you,

Andrew

Side note:

Ms. Nevver:
You are a bad evil woman(well suited for the company you work for), you know nothing of life as a clansperson I would invite you to come see and talk with our people but I think that the poison of Omni-Tek has infected you to much. I have to agree with 'Sallust' when he says "Unlike the Omnis who no matter how much you try to make up for it by washing your hands of the blood they're covered with will always have unclean souls.". I truly hope that one day you could see what you do is wrong, but for some reason I don't think you will..

Andrew
Dec 13th, 2003, 22:16:06
Nevver

Mr. Domtar, flattery will get you nowhere.
Dec 14th, 2003, 00:09:20
Shadowset

Quote:

Originally posted by Nevver
Mr. Domtar, flattery will get you nowhere.

Mdm. not to be rude but I would not flatter you with a old earth steamroller...