Hell's Kitchen - Take 2

(OOC: I couldn't resist. I tried to. I swear. But I just couldn't. Sorry guys. So, for your viewing pleasure, and brought to you by Vector's Blue administrative powers, here's another story of our mighty exploits when it involves anything else than our job. And beware, we didn't even have the excuse of a child this time <grins>.

Note: 'Hell's Kitchen' part 1 is here.

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[Characters]
Hayley "Wavebreak" Dinnen
Jenae "Demenzia" Markarian
Seryk "Silentwraith" Blake
Paul "Rizzior" Stolt

[Action]
The scene takes place in Seryk's appartment in Jobe, where he has kindly invited us for a little private dinner.

22:16: Wavebreak smiles
22:16: Silentwraith opens a drawer and shuffles through for some music
22:16: Rizzior grumbles as his armor clanks and squeaks
22:17: Silentwraith: Heres something from 21st century earth
22:17: Rizzior falls on the floor, audibly struggling out of the suit
22:17: Wavebreak chuckles lightly at the sound
22:17: Rizzior yells angrily
22:17: Silentwraith pops in a disc
22:17: Rizzior thumps and bumps
22:17: Wavebreak shouts: Need help, Rizz?
22:17: Wavebreak winks and grins
22:17: Rizzior shouts: I'M FINE!!!
22:17: Silentwraith: Its a very old band called Massive Attack
22:17: Demenzia: Rizz, I DO hope ya have some pants or something under this, at least?....
22:17: Wavebreak shouts: ..uh huh...
22:17: Silentwraith: God so do i
22:18: Wavebreak smiles at the music
22:18: Rizzior finally comes out of his armor, a loud boom as the armor falls
22:18: Silentwraith: So anyone thirsty?
22:18: Wavebreak: Now....*this* I like
22:18: Demenzia: Well uhm... given that my cup is empty... hell yeah!
22:18: Wavebreak smiles at Seryk
22:18: Wavebreak: Yup!
22:18: Silentwraith: Yeah this has to be my favorite music to listen to
22:18: Silentwraith: Its part of an old genre called Trip Hop or something like that
22:18: Demenzia looks embarassedly at her cup, then quickly makes it disappear in her bag
22:19: Silentwraith: So uhh alcoholic or non?
22:19: Rizzior half-buttons his shirt as he walks around
22:19: Demenzia: Better no alcohol fer meh, given my poor brains these days. D'ya have tea or sumthing?
22:19: Silentwraith: Hey rizz no ones gonna break in here, haha you dont to lug around the rifle
22:19: Rizzior: want emh to help ya out, wraith, with deh cook'n?
22:19: Wavebreak raises a brow and smirks
22:19: Silentwraith laughs
22:19: Rizzior: But.... I love my rifle....
22:19: Wavebreak: Hrm...think I should change, Jen?
22:19: Wavebreak: Off duty now and all...
22:20: Silentwraith: Sure Rizz if ya want
22:20: Rizzior strokes his rifle
22:20: Demenzia: Change? Ya sure ya wanna change right her in tha middle of the living-room?
22:20: Demenzia grins
22:20: Wavebreak: Hell no...
22:20: Wavebreak: I meant downstairs
22:20: Demenzia: Sooo.
22:20: Wavebreak chuckles
22:20: Silentwraith: Actually if you wouldnt mind uhh do ya know how to use an oven?
22:20: Silentwraith whispers
22:20: Wavebreak: Oh Rizz knows....believe me he does
22:20: Rizzior: O' course
22:21: Rizzior smiles at Wavebreak
22:21: Wavebreak: I'll just pop down...
22:21: Silentwraith: and keep jen away form the oven
22:21: Demenzia: Heh, du'nt worry, I'm still wearing my uniform too under tha coat. Unless it bothers Seryk, I dun't mind if ya keep it
22:21: Wavebreak: Seryk? That ok by you?
22:21: Demenzia smiles
22:21: Silentwraith: sure hayley whatever your comfortable with
22:21: Wavebreak shrugs
22:21: Silentwraith: I'm uhh gonna have to run to the store
22:21: Demenzia: And PROMISE, I DUN'T touch that oven!
22:21: Wavebreak: I need some time out of the uni's you know...
22:21: Silentwraith: I shouldnt be more than a couple minutes
22:21: Demenzia eyes warily at the oven
22:22: Silentwraith: Just realised all I had was milk
22:22: Silentwraith: or some kinda synth mile
22:22: Rizzior: Seryk...
22:22: Silentwraith: but whatever it was its now trying to move around my fridge
22:22: Rizzior: What are you planning on makin fer dinner?
22:22: Wavebreak slips out of the suit quickly, opens her backpack and gets out her clothes, sliding into them elegantly and swiftly
22:22: Silentwraith: Rizz if it tried to get out shoot it
22:22: Silentwraith: I was thinking something extravagent
22:22: Rizzior: Uh... alright
22:22: Silentwraith: Rice
22:23: Silentwraith: You guys ever thave the before?
22:23: Rizzior: Rice? great...
22:23: Silentwraith: and maybe something with it
22:23: Rizzior takes out a paper
22:23: Silentwraith: but uhh ill be right back
22:23: Wavebreak: So...are we gonna stand all evening?
22:23: Rizzior scribbles some ingredients
22:23: Wavebreak winks
22:23: Rizzior rips out the paper and hands it to Seryk
22:23: Silentwraith glares warily at the fridge
22:23: Rizzior: you got the rice here?
22:24: Silentwraith: no uhh just go sit down on teh sofa
22:24: Wavebreak chuckles
22:24: Silentwraith: sorry im not used to entertaining
22:24: Silentwraith: no rice here
22:24: Demenzia looks around for the sofa
22:24: Rizzior: Alright
22:24: Wavebreak: You need a woman, Seryk
22:24: Wavebreak winks
22:24: Silentwraith: just start boiling some water rizz
22:24: Rizzior: get the puffy kind, then, alright?
22:24: Rizzior: I will, just make sure you get those seasonings...
22:24: Rizzior pokes the list
22:24: Rizzior hums a tune
22:24: Silentwraith looks at the paper
22:24: Demenzia looks to Rizz and Seryk, a slight expression of non-understanding on her face
22:25: Silentwraith: err ok
22:25: Rizzior looks up
22:25: Demenzia: "Seasoning"? "Boil water"?
22:25: Demenzia: ...What's that used fer?
22:25: Rizzior reaches up and hops to the cabinet
22:25: Silentwraith: Ill be right back...hopefully
22:25: Rizzior: Rice...
22:25: Wavebreak: You know Jen....
22:25: Wavebreak: It's quite nice having the boys dish up for us like this
22:25: Wavebreak winks
22:25: Rizzior stretches his arm, trying to reach
22:25: Rizzior grumbles
22:25: Rizzior jumps on the counter
22:25: Demenzia: Yeah, well, thank whoever ya want that I ain't tha one doing tha cooking
22:25: Demenzia chuckles
22:26: Rizzior leans forward, trying to reach the cabinet
22:26: Rizzior stands on his tiptoes
22:26: Rizzior loses balance, falling on his head
22:26: Demenzia: ...Now that looks like some sport...
22:26: Rizzior lies still
22:26: Wavebreak: ...Rizz..?
22:27: Demenzia: Err....
22:27: Wavebreak looks at the motionless Rizz
22:27: Rizzior jabbers incoherently
22:27: Wavebreak: Come on, ole boy...stop messing around and get up....
22:27: Wavebreak looks a little unsure
22:27: Rizzior: But mommy, I don't want to eat green beans...
22:27: Demenzia: ...I swear that we're gonna order some sushi and go over with that, folks, whatcha think.. ..
22:27: Rizzior rolls his eyes back
22:27: Wavebreak raises a brow and looks at Jen
22:27: Demenzia: Rizz?....
22:28: Wavebreak: We should get him up...he bonked his head good, I think
22:28: Rizzior drools on the floor
22:28: Demenzia: ...I KNEW it was dangerous....
22:28: Wavebreak kneels down and takes a hold around Rizz' waist
22:28: Wavebreak: Come on, Rizz...help out
22:28: Wavebreak tries to lift the small body up
22:28: Rizzior: labidilabidilabididaaaaa
22:28: Demenzia grabs Rizz by a shoulder, helping Hayley to haul him up
22:29: Rizzior: Weeeeeeeeeee
22:29: Wavebreak: ...jeez...
22:29: Wavebreak: Over to the couch
22:29: Demenzia: Ya think another smack on tha head can help?
22:29: Rizzior flails childishly
22:29: Demenzia: OOoow my.....
22:29: Wavebreak holds his shoulders, trying to hold him down...
22:29: Rizzior meeps
22:30: Wavebreak: ...ooookaaaay....
22:30: Wavebreak: Over to the couch
22:30: Rizzior: maamaa!! boobeee!
22:30: Demenzia: Well, lessee if some good ole' nanoshock will do tha job, huh....
22:30: Wavebreak pulls Rizz along
22:30: Wavebreak sets him down gently
22:30: Rizzior plops down on the couch
22:30: Demenzia shakes her head
22:30: Wavebreak: This happen before?
22:30: Demenzia: Hell no
22:30: Rizzior picks his nose
22:31: Demenzia: Banging one's head can do that though, mehbe
22:31: Rizzior wobbles dizzily
22:31: Rizzior passes out
22:31: Demenzia: Lemme cast one of my programs. mehbe it'll put things back in place. I mean, it's supposed to heal, after all...
22:31: Demenzia frowns
22:32: Rizzior drools for a moment, and opens his eyes slowly
22:32: Wavebreak: Yeah...try that
22:32: Rizzior: *blabbering* abuh... uh...
22:32: Demenzia: And remind me to add "cooking" to tha activites forbidden by our department as being "highly dangerous"
22:32: Rizzior: Ugh, ow....
22:32: Rizzior rubs his head
22:32: Wavebreak sits down, ready to jump up if needed
22:32: Rizzior: My head...
22:32: Wavebreak: Rund a shocker, Jen
22:32: Demenzia: Oy, slept well, babe?
22:32: Demenzia tilts her head, slightly frowning
22:32: Rizzior: Huh?
22:33: Rizzior stumbles upwardly
22:33: Rizzior staggers a bit, starting to walk to the counter
22:33: Wavebreak chuckles lightly
22:33: Rizzior: bettuh get that water boilin
22:33: Rizzior staggers
22:33: Demenzia: Uhhhh....
22:33: Rizzior reaches up and frowns
22:33: Wavebreak: Let me guess, Rizz...you don't like green beans....
22:33: Rizzior jumps on the counter
22:33: Rizzior: Huh?
22:33: Demenzia: ...If ya need some help, lemme know 'kay? As long as it dun't involve tha oven....
22:33: Wavebreak: Watch it this time, ok?
22:34: Rizzior leans over to the cupboard and gets a boiling thingy from it
22:34: Rizzior hops down
22:34: Demenzia: ...I dun't like looking at this....
22:35: Rizzior turns the faucet on and lets get half-full of water, then turns on the surface of the oven to half heat, putting the bowl of water on it
22:35: Demenzia still watches for some time, before slowly sitting back on the couch
22:35: Rizzior hums a tune as he walks to the couch
22:35: Rizzior: I have a horrible headache... oy
22:35: Wavebreak: Yah...no wonder
22:36: Wavebreak: You were gone a little there
22:36: Demenzia: I must have some stuff in my bag if ya want - fer tha head
22:36: Rizzior: gone?
22:36: Rizzior peeks at the water and watches it simmer
22:36: Wavebreak: You slipped on the counter and hit your head hard on the floor

22:37: Silentwraith looks exhausted as he comes in carrying several bags
22:37: Rizzior: ah, just in time!
22:37: Rizzior: Oy Seryk, water's about ready fer the rice
22:37: Silentwraith: Rice?
22:37: Wavebreak: Hey Seryk
22:37: Rizzior stops...
22:37: Silentwraith: ...
22:37: Rizzior: ...
22:37: Demenzia whispers: ...Lemme guess: he forgot tha rice?
22:37: Silentwraith: Hahaha just kidding rizz
22:38: Rizzior still blinks
22:38: Wavebreak chuckles
22:38: Wavebreak: Nearly stopped your heart that, eh, Rizz?
22:38: Rizzior laughs
22:38: Rizzior: You kiddin? hehe
22:38: Wavebreak taps her fingers on her knees
22:38: Rizzior peeks at the bags
22:38: Silentwraith goes to open the fridge. but stops short when it begins to move
22:38: Rizzior smiles
22:38: Demenzia: Ah, boys....
22:38: Rizzior blinks
22:38: Silentwraith drops the bags
22:38: Demenzia flashes a grin
22:38: Silentwraith: the fridge just moved
22:38: Silentwraith: i think its the synth milk
22:38: Rizzior slides towards the fridge a bit, and pokes it with the barrel of his rifle
22:38: Demenzia: ...How long's it been in?....
22:39: Rizzior watches quietly
22:39: Demenzia: Usually, when it begins to move and grow hair, it's bad sign....
22:39: Silentwraith: about 3 months
22:39: Silentwraith: i had it on the ride from omni prime
22:39: Rizzior: ....three months?...
22:39: Silentwraith: and i didnt have it plugged in for the first 2 weeks
22:39: Wavebreak rolls her eyes
22:39: Rizzior steps back
22:39: Wavebreak: Jeez...you're worse than me
22:39: Wavebreak chuckles
22:39: Demenzia looks in disbelief, a horrified expression crossing her features for a second
22:39: Silentwraith: i didnt know it had to be plugged in
22:39: Wavebreak: Ehm...
22:40: Wavebreak: These clothes are brand spanking new...
22:40: Rizzior: Well uhhh... just give me the rice while I uh... you deal with that
22:40: Wavebreak: I'm not getting any sour synth milk on them.,..
22:40: Silentwraith: ok heres the plan rizz
22:40: Rizzior evades the fridge carefully
22:40: Silentwraith: you open it
22:40: Silentwraith: ill shoot
22:40: Rizzior: ...me?
22:40: Rizzior: no, you open it
22:40: Silentwraith: im not opening it
22:40: Demenzia: ...Allright, tha NEXT one to expess some remark 'bout me and ovens, I... I force 'im ta do tha department's paperwork fer TWO WEEKS
22:40: Rizzior: neither am I...
22:40: Rizzior thinks for a moment
22:40: Silentwraith hmphs
22:40: Rizzior turns to Hayley and grins
22:40: Silentwraith: maybe hayley will
22:41: Rizzior flashes a big grin
22:41: Silentwraith: hey hayley
22:41: Wavebreak: Uhm. No.
22:41: Silentwraith: ok fine ill open it
22:41: Rizzior: fine fine... I'll open it
22:41: Silentwraith: ok you will
22:41: Wavebreak chuckles
22:41: Demenzia: Dun't tell meh that one of us feeble womean are to open this, huh?
22:41: Rizzior: you will?
22:41: Demenzia cracks a grin
22:41: Wavebreak laughs at Jens comment
22:41: Silentwraith: uhh no your hearing things
22:41: Silentwraith: i didnt say i would
22:41: Rizzior: but i already agreed to it
22:42: Rizzior: NO!
22:42: Silentwraith ok take your places
22:42: Rizzior: I'll open it
22:42: Rizzior: wait...
22:42: Rizzior: let's both open it
22:42: Demenzia presses a hand against her mouth, shoulders trembling
22:42: Silentwraith: one of us has to shoot
22:42: Silentwraith: dont even look
22:42: Rizzior: you can shoot, I'll whack it
22:42: Silentwraith: just shoot
22:42: Wavebreak: Which one of you is the best shot
22:42: Wavebreak: Oh
22:42: Wavebreak: Forget that question please
22:42: Silentwraith opens fridge slowly
22:42: Rizzior grabs the fridge handle and pulls
22:43: Demenzia suddenly lets the long laughter out
22:43: Rizzior pulls the door completely open
22:43: Demenzia: Hayley... hahahaaaaahaha!
22:43: Silentwraith pumps a shot into the fridge
22:43: Wavebreak watches the men in suspense
22:43: Silentwraith unloads a clip
22:43: Rizzior lets go a battle-yell as he grabs his rifle by the barrel and starts whacking the milk
22:43: Rizzior shouts: DIEE!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
22:43: Rizzior keeps whacking the milk carton
22:43: Demenzia: Eeeewwww!
22:43: Silentwraith shouts: AHHH RUN!!!
22:43: Rizzior shouts: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
22:43: Wavebreak covers her mouth, tyring not to laugh out loud
22:44: Rizzior feels a splash of sour milk on his hair
22:44: Rizzior shouts: AAHHH!!!! IT'S GOT ME!! SAVE YOURSELVES!
22:44: Demenzia: Haaaah!
22:44: Silentwraith shouts: STAY AWAY!!
22:44: Rizzior shouts: AAAHHHH!!!!
22:44: Wavebreak: Haahahahaaaa!
22:44: Rizzior shouts: HEEEEELP!!!!
22:44: Wavebreak laughs heartily
22:44: Demenzia jumps when Rizz passes near her, trying to avoid receiving milk drops on her clothes
22:44: Rizzior runs around helplessly
22:44: Wavebreak shouts: It's MILK, boys...not a clanner!
22:45: Demenzia: Fer ****'s sake, Rizz! Go wash yer hair!
22:45: Rizzior: HELP ME!!!
22:45: Rizzior shouts: IT'S EATING ME!!!
22:45: Silentwraith stares at the ruins of his fridge
22:45: Wavebreak: Oh my god...
22:45: Silentwraith smacks rizz
22:45: Rizzior falls on his knees
22:45: Rizzior falls back, dramatically staging a death scene
22:45: Wavebreak grabs Rizz by his neck
22:45: Silentwraith: so...
22:46: Demenzia: So no milk fer ya, Seryk
22:46: Wavebreak hauls him along
22:46: Rizzior 's leg twitches as he tilts his head to the side
22:46: Wavebreak: Come on...let's save you..
22:46: Wavebreak laughs

22:46: Silentwraith stares at the water boiling over the stove
22:46: Rizzior lifts his head suddenly
22:46: Silentwraith: god now its all on the floor
22:46: Demenzia: Yeah.. . let's save him, but to tha bathroom
22:46: Rizzior: THE STOVE!!
22:46: Rizzior runs to the stove
22:46: Wavebreak: Aaack
22:46: Demenzia: Eew, that stinks
22:46: Rizzior grabs the rice bag and pours half the bag into the bowl
22:47: Rizzior: Phew
22:47: Silentwraith: next dinner is at Hayleys
22:47: Wavebreak: Uhm....ok...
22:47: Demenzia: No - next dinner is at Joe Sushi's
22:47: Rizzior slides his hand over his forehead and whips it, a few drops flying onto Seryk's hair
22:47: Wavebreak: I suppose I can dish out some nice frozen cubes dinner...
22:47: Wavebreak: You know, Jen...
22:48: Silentwraith begins smacking his head knocking the synth milk mutant out
22:48: Demenzia: We'll order, Hayley, we'll order. I'm ready to pass this on tha department's accountance
22:48: Wavebreak: We should ask the Admin office for more grants
22:48: Rizzior: Well, time to go wash meh hair
22:48: Wavebreak: So we can hire a chef...
22:48: Demenzia: ... Good idea.....
22:48: Wavebreak grins
22:48: Rizzior puts the cover on the bowl and goes to the bathroom...
22:48: Rizzior: Hey... I can cook at my apartment next time!
22:48: Silentwraith: HEY my beds down there
22:48: Demenzia: I'm already scared....
22:48: Wavebreak: Eh...this leaves you and I to watch the food while they clean themselves up...
22:48: Silentwraith: I know your not going to the bathroom down there
22:48: Wavebreak looks at Jen in horror
22:48: Demenzia: ...Oh my god....
22:48: Wavebreak looks at the stove
22:49: Wavebreak: Ok...we can do this
22:49: Demenzia turns her head to the litchen with a frightened stare
22:49: Wavebreak: It's just boiling water... right?
22:49: Rizzior shouts: Leave the stove alone, rice needs to soften
22:49: Demenzia: I'm gonna panick. I swear I'm gonna panick!
22:49: Wavebreak watches as the bowls putters and boils
22:49: Wavebreak: Is that normal?
22:49: Demenzia: It ain't just boiling water! It's tha DEVIL!
22:49: Rizzior shouts: Did you say something?
22:49: Wavebreak shouts: Rizz...it's BOILING!
22:49: Demenzia: I swear these things have something 'gainst meh!
22:50: Wavebreak: Thank god...Seryk is here
22:50: Rizzior shouts: Of course it is, just leave it alone, that's how it's supposed to be
22:50: Silentwraith turns down the heat on the stove
22:50: Silentwraith grabs the rice from the bag
22:50: Wavebreak: You gotta do something, Seryk...it's boiling...and the water is splashing everywhere
22:50: Rizzior: rice is already in, Seryk...
22:50: Wavebreak: Unless...of course...it's supposed to do that...
22:50: Demenzia: Yeah, or is it s'pposed ta be as normal as tha milk?
22:50: Silentwraith: it is?
22:50: Rizzior lowers the temperature a bit and takes off the cover
22:50: Rizzior watches steam stream upwardly and smiles
22:50: Demenzia: Well put yer hand in to check if ya d... NOO, du'nt actually do it, I'm joking
22:51: Wavebreak chuckles
22:51: Silentwraith: oh
22:51: Rizzior: Got any sliced bread, Seryk?
22:51: Silentwraith: i thought with all your cooking expertise you knew something jen
22:51: Wavebreak whispers: Do you know what they're making?
22:51: Rizzior: and those seasonings?
22:51: Silentwraith cracks up
22:51: Demenzia whispers: No idea....
22:51: Silentwraith: bahaha
22:51: Silentwraith: yeah its in the bag that i dropped
22:51: Demenzia: Seryk, one more word, and ya'll handle tha paperwork
22:51: Wavebreak looks at Jen, bites her lip and then can't hold it in anymore
22:51: Rizzior just looks into the shopping bag and grabs seasonings and bread
22:51: Wavebreak laughs out loud
22:52: Rizzior opens a little seasoning baggette and pours the contents into the pot
22:52: Demenzia folds her arms on her chest, seemingly trying hard not to laugh as well
22:52: Rizzior takes a fork and mixes the rice some, then puts a single slice of bread on the whole thing and covers it
22:53: Rizzior pats his hands cleanly
22:53: Wavebreak watches Rizz at the stove
22:53: Demenzia: So, err... can I ask now what it's supposed ta be?....
22:53: Wavebreak: I think he got it now, don't you, Jen?
22:53: Silentwraith: uhh not sure
22:53: Rizzior: It's exotic seasoning
22:53: Rizzior: very nice taste
22:53: Rizzior nods
22:53: Rizzior opens the cover of the pot and watches the golden-brown bread puff slowly
22:53: Rizzior covers it again
22:54: Demenzia peers over a little
22:54: Rizzior takes the bag and drops it on the counter
22:54: Demenzia: If ya say so....
22:54: Rizzior rummages through
22:54: Wavebreak looks at the couch, then at the two men, then back at the couch
22:54: Demenzia: I dun't want it in my hair though
22:54: Wavebreak: Don't think there's any more killer milk now...I'm gonna sit down
22:54: Rizzior takes out a small box from the bag and blinks for a moment
22:54: Demenzia: Wait, is tha area completely secured now?
22:54: Rizzior glances at Seryk
22:54: Rizzior asks him quietly
22:54: Silentwraith: I dont know
22:54: Wavebreak: ...unless the peas are gonna jump up and try strangling us..
22:54: Demenzia looks around, peering cautiously at the stove, then fridge
22:54: Wavebreak chuckles
22:54: Rizzior: ...."Ribbed"?...
22:54: Silentwraith: Hey Rizz is it safe over there?
22:54: Rizzior snickers
22:55: Rizzior puts the small box back in the bag
22:55: Demenzia: Hmmm...
22:55: Demenzia slowly walks back to the couch
22:55: Rizzior peeks at the pot without a worry
22:56: Rizzior takes out some insta-muffins
22:56: Rizzior smiles
22:56: Rizzior: Ah, great
22:56: Rizzior: Hey Seryk
22:56: Wavebreak: So Seryk...
22:56: Wavebreak: Did you get something to drink?
22:56: Wavebreak winks
22:56: Rizzior: Think ya can handle a microwave?
22:56: Silentwraith: I think i can handle a microwave
22:56: Rizzior chucks the insta-muffin bag at Seryk
22:56: Demenzia: I hope this ain't gonna explode
22:56: Rizzior checks the pot, watching the water start disappearing
22:57: Wavebreak pouts a little of being ignored like that and whispers something to Jen
22:57: Silentwraith opens the microwave, and puts the whole bag of muffins in
22:57: Silentwraith turns it on
22:57: Wavebreak whispers: ...they're very into this, aren't they...?
22:58: Demenzia whispers: ...Well... wanna know a secret?...
22:58: Silentwraith: Rizz?
22:58: Wavebreak whispers: Mhm?
22:58: Demenzia whispers: I think I still prefer sneak into Clan territory than do... that!
22:58: Wavebreak: He's so into the cooking, he prolly can't hear you
22:58: Wavebreak chuckles
22:58: Silentwraith looks at the burning plasic bag of muffins
22:59: Silentwraith: uhh Jen when food starts to burn what do you do?
22:59: Demenzia eyes the bag of muffins
22:59: Demenzia: Err... I... think dat's when ya throw it in tha trashcan?...
22:59: Rizzior uncovers the rice and stirs it a bit
23:00: Rizzior: It's almost ready y'all
23:00: Silentwraith: Hey Rizz the muffins are burning
23:00: Silentwraith: Was I supposed to take it out of the bag?
23:00: Demenzia: I dun't think so?
23:00: Rizzior stares at Seryk
23:00: Wavebreak: We should prolly get a bucket of water ready...
23:00: Demenzia: Was he?
23:00: Demenzia briefly turns to Hayley
23:00: Rizzior keeps staring wordlessly
23:00: Silentwraith unplugs the microwave
23:01: Silentwraith backs away
23:01: Rizzior: ....Seryk...that was an aluminum cover...
23:01: Wavebreak: Err....or maybe...
23:01: Wavebreak: Oh ****, guys
23:01: Demenzia: Uuuh... dun't open it here, please....
23:01: Rizzior glances at the microwave
23:01: Wavebreak: We should chuck the oven outside...
23:01: Silentwraith shouts: HIT THE GROUND ITS GONNA BLOW!!
23:01: Rizzior nods in agreement with Hayley
23:01: Rizzior ducks
23:01: Demenzia shouts: WHA?
23:01: Rizzior peeks an eye at the microwave
23:01: Rizzior: Bah, it's alrigh
23:02: Wavebreak ducks behind the plant
23:02: Wavebreak shouts: Is it gonna blow?
23:02: Rizzior shouts: naw
23:02: Demenzia carefully peaks from behind the lamp
23:02: Demenzia shouts: It better not! I had enuff reclaim this week!
23:03: Rizzior blinks
23:03: Rizzior grabs the rice pot with his bare hands desperately
23:03: Rizzior throws all the rice on the microwave in terror
23:03: Demenzia grimaces, taking a few steps backward
23:03: Rizzior peeks at the microwave
23:03: Rizzior still holds the pot
23:03: Rizzior shouts: It's safe
23:03: Silentwraith: Ok
23:03: Rizzior hears a sizzle
23:03: Wavebreak looks up from the plant
23:04: Silentwraith: Lets go out to eat
23:04: Rizzior peeks down at his hands
23:04: Silentwraith: My treat
23:04: Rizzior throws the pot upwardly
23:04: Rizzior shouts: AHHH!!!
23:04: Rizzior shouts: OWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
23:04: Rizzior runs around in pain, flapping his arms
23:04: Demenzia: ...Oooh my....
23:04: Rizzior shouts: OW!
23:04: Wavebreak: Yeah....that could be smart....
23:04: Demenzia: Riiiiz, put yer hands under cold water?....
23:04: Wavebreak: Rizz...under the sink!! Get your hands in water!
23:05: Rizzior screams
23:05: Rizzior sighs happily
23:05: Wavebreak: ...ok....uhm...let's go out to eat, ok?
23:05: Rizzior nods slowly
23:05: Rizzior sighs still
23:05: Demenzia: ...We really need a Doc in Vector. If only ta prevent us from harming ourselves....
23:06: Wavebreak: You think?!
23:06: Silentwraith: Yeah lets go out to eat
23:06: Demenzia: Who'd have known, huh!
23:06: Wavebreak: Where to?
23:06: Rizzior turns the water off slightly, ignorantly leaving it on as the rice starts clogging it up
23:06: Silentwraith: Umm where can we get good japanese food?
23:06: Demenzia: Uhm let's just avoid Reets, 'kay?....
23:07: Rizzior: Alrighty, let's head over the Neuter's!
23:07: Silentwraith: alright neuters it is
23:07: Demenzia: As long as there ain't Clanners in thongs in, I'm okay with it
23:07: Rizzior chuckles
23:10: Rizzior: Well, Jen, I'll head on ahead with Seryk and check Neuters out
23:10: Demenzia: Okay
23:10: Rizzior: We'll meet up with you girls over there

[Morale]

Vector Blue is currently offering employment to any chef and/or Doctor who will kindly accept to work for us.

Seriously.

We need it.

((Oh my holy crap.

I think I just cracked a rib. Send a doc over for me too, please.))

Currently taking donations to help get a new fridge. The old one...stopped working.

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Currently taking donations to help get a new fridge. The old one...stopped working.

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Yes...funny that....*coughs*

So...dinner at my place next time? I got frozen dinner cubes...can't go wrong with them.

-Hayley-

Wavebreak, remind me that everytime Marine sleepover at your place, that I buy her some pizza to take with her...

I have a spare Fridge you can have.. Plus I can cook you a meal if you like. Cooking for myself alone is rather Boring.

John "Blackswords" Rm

It's times like these when I'm glad I've got a full kitchen staff on call at Baboon's. Also makes me wonder just how safe the kitchen appliances in the Jobe apartments really are.

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And beware, we didn't even have the excuse of a child this time <grins>

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Oh no... what have I started... please please pleeeeeease someone come cook for us!!!

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22:44: Rizzior feels a splash of sour milk on his hair
22:44: Rizzior shouts: AAHHH!!!! IT'S GOT ME!! SAVE YOURSELVES!

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If I was the kind of person who had a funny sig, I would have to change mine right now.

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22:43: Rizzior shouts: DIEE!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
22:43: Rizzior keeps whacking the milk carton
22:43: Demenzia: Eeeewwww!
22:43: Silentwraith shouts: AHHH RUN!!!
22:43: Rizzior shouts: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

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Yup... that certainly got that evil blob... *nods to himself* Bow to my power says I...

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Oh no... what have I started... please please pleeeeeease someone come cook for us!!!
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((Yeah... come cook for us... cause so far, we still need to eat at Wave's, and Rizz has promised to prepare dinner at his apartment as well, and I've heard Moradus say, not so long ago, that he liked to cook, and that his own Fenris could help a lot in ****ing the dishes.

What are the odds of harming ourselves again in this? ;)))

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"Hell's Kitchen Part 3: Revenge of the Killer Cake" coming early December 2003, with a special guest appearance done by the dreaded Milk of Doom. Stay tuned!

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