Bug Bloopers--aka WTF?!

The following is a few strange encounters of mine due to bugs, I was curious to see what other ppl have experienced as well due to game bugs

1. As a low level alt (11) or so I happy stroll around Omni-1 Trade shopping and seeing what wonderful goodies I cant afford. I enter one of the basic shops. It takes an unusually long time to load the shop. When it finnaly loads a good minute later I find myself in a cave What the f...?! I think to myself. I look around to find a very perplexed level 80 MA that wants to know how I managed to get into her solo mission. After a jovial conversation where I explain that I entered a basic shop in Omni-1 and a few laughs I ask where exactly am I? The response comes back-Deep in clon****, good luck getting back to civilization at youre level friend.

2. The classic-WTF?! my backpack is empty?!

3. The ever popular "walking dead" enemies that continue to attack you after they are killed and every attempt to retaliate yields the text message: "target is already dead"

4. Number 3 + the target continues to beat on you untill you too are dead.

5. With a few HoTs and HP+healing buffs on various teammates, you take a breather from combat only to see:
Attacked by Shade-XXXX....
Attacked by Shade-XXXX....
Attacked by Shade-XXXX....
Attacked by Shade-XXXX....
Attacked by Shade-XXXX....
Attacked by Shade-XXXX....
Attacked by Shade-XXXX....
Attacked by Shade-XXXX....
add a few more:
Then at the reclaim everyone is dead and quite puzzled.

6. Escaping from a mission gone wrong only to get caught in a loop in the door while the mob beats you to death.

7. In a mission you get a message:
Attacked by none....
So you wait in anticipation of something running through a door after you but it never comes. 3 minutes pass and you figure just another bug, and proceed throught the mission, then about 2 minutes later you get spammed by:
You have been attacked by nanobots for 500 points of melee damage
You have been attacked by nanobots for 500 points of melee damage
You have been attacked by nanobots for 500 points of melee damage
You have been attacked by nanobots for 500 points of melee damage
You have been attacked by nanobots for 500 points of melee damage
You have been attacked by nanobots for 500 points of melee damage
You have been attacked by nanobots for 500 points of melee damage
And you find youreself at reclaim all the more confused.

8. Use a stationary surgery clinic as a newb:
You have been attacked by nanobots for 82 points of unknown damage
...reclaim.

9. I call this one the jesus maneuver: Use a faid kit while swimming, if youre confused try it.

10. While hunting you pull one mob only to find that its 20 mobs that have spawned ontop of each other and all of them decide to help their friend eat you alive.

I got a million of em ill post more as they occur, and occur they shall.

Fly through a zone in your yalm and suddenly find that your out of your yalm after zoning.

Did you permenantly loose the yalm? -- hope not

Started an alt on the Clan side,

Ran out attacked a bot died, rezzed in the middle of TIR, wtf???

never been to Tir before so was totally lost just like a newbie.